Thread: If you spotted Tachyon or a Cragmite...

What would you do if he and his kind were around?

Would you…

Despise Tachyon and his kind for what he did to the Lombaxes.

Or

Be on his/their side and say "To heck with the Lombaxes! I'm a Cragmite Worshiper!"

Or

Both

Note
(Please do not mention any ideas that would be highly unsuitable and offensive for younger members, especially any ideas about despising Tachyon and his species. Keep it mild and cool)

I would probably be Tachyon's friend at first. I can understand why Tachyon would loathe Lombaxes for what they did to his kind years ago, but try to get them back on vengeance and such would probably be something that I would not want to touch with a 20 foot pole. So finding out how much he hates Lombaxes and how annoying that can be if he starts mentioning the same thing over and over again, I would knock him out with a huge watermelon, put him in a box and sent him to Antarctica. If he survives and forgets what he's doing, then we can play a good card game with some other people/robots/aliens. I would make sure not to invite any Lombaxes if Tachyon is around. That would make me sound like a backstabber to Ratchet and his kind, but I would tell them that it'll be for their own safety.

As for Cragmites, I would just do the same thing as with Tachyon, except I would not be their friends at all and just sent them to Antarctica right away. For therefore, they would creep me out even more than Tachyon. Also, no card game for them.

So would you be like with Tachyon and the Cragmites. Friends? Foes? or Both?

I don't think I could put into words how much I hate Tachyon. I'd……I better not say that….

Lol! What a funny topic XD

Well I have to admit I don't like him too much (but he is pretty funny at times) so if I saw/meet him in real life, I'd probably just kick him but if he's in his mech… I'll probably just scream and run away XD

But ya, I'd kick him. But as for the other big cragmites… I wouldn't go near them, nasty buggers 8O!

I despise tachyon for what he's done, and I'd let him know just how much I do (unless he's in is mech, then I'd do it from a safe distance, lol), I can understand why he hates the Lombaxes, but the cragmites were pure evil and the whole universe hated them. and by the sounds of it, he attacked the Lombaxes while they were completely off guard, and thats just not cool, he could have at least have been sportsmanlike about it, so I think he completely deserved what he got from Ratchet, and I'd have done the exact same thing if I was in his position.

I despise tachyon for what he's done, and I'd let him know just how much I do (unless he's in is mech, then I'd do it from a safe distance, lol), I can understand why he hates the Lombaxes, but the cragmites were pure evil and the whole universe hated them. and by the sounds of it, he attacked the Lombaxes while they were completely off guard, and thats just not cool, he could have at least have been sportsmanlike about it, so I think he completely deserved what he got from Ratchet, and I'd have done the exact same thing if I was in his position.

He basically became a coward to do such an act like that. That would be the part were I do not want to be his friend anymore. Tachyon is so Not awesome indeed.

So basically shooting the jerk face and plunging him to a black hole that a boulder would fall on top of him will be your way to despise Tachyon, correct?

He basically became a coward to do such an act like that. That would be the part were I do not want to be his friend anymore. Tachyon is so Not awesome indeed.

So basically shooting the jerk face and plunging him to a black hole that a boulder would fall on top of him will be your way to despise Tachyon, correct?

I suppose, but if I was ratchet, I might be have a bit more creative about it, like grabing him when he falls off his mech, using the dementionator to go to the Lombax demention, and letting the Lombaxes deal with him as they see fit. I think that'd be an appropriate punishment, lol

To me, Ratchet isn't the brutal type to do that, even to the most horrible of villains =P

But yeah Tachyon does need a good slap to the face to snap out of it XD I can understand how upset he would have been to learn of his origins and race but that still isn't a good enough excuse to try and wipe out another race… I remember Aphelion saying that Tachyon must have properly not understand how dangerous and ruthless the Cragmites actually were…

I'd kick him, but where I'd do it is a different matter!

Both!

Knowing how dangerous Cragmites can be… I'd run!

How can I say what's on my mind without swearing? Hmmmmm. .

How can I say what's on my mind without swearing? Hmmmmm. .

I don't think swearing is necessary to use on a villain or enemies that don't even exist. But, if Tachyon really grinds your gears that badly, you could use gibberish swearing like Yosemite Sam uses in the Looney Tunes cartoons.

You could probably get away with gibberish cursing than actually cussing in this thread.

Knowing how dangerous Cragmites can be… I'd run!

On second thoughts, looking at some of the cutscenes, they look like a sort of crustacean, that is to say, the sort of crustacean that absoloutley stinks! I'd probably just hold my nose and try to think of a clever remark.

if I saw Tachyon or a cragmite I'd run away and hide in a broom closet and hope they don't find me but if I saw them fishy henchmen things I'd scream to them 'your mum's a goldfish!' and then run lold my butt off

I'd do both! I love Emperor Tachyon, my second favorite main villain, I would team up with him and rule Polaris, but I would also be with the Lombaxes. I know, it sounds stupid, but since I like both its the best I got.