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TipsyMcBee |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 2:37pm |
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There are tons of crummy movies out there and I'm sure that all of us have seen at least one crappy film.
Which were the worst movies you have every watched and never want to see them again?
Here are the films I've disliked the most...
Don't Mess with the Zohan
I think Adam Sandler can be a funny actor like in his other films such as Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore, but I would say that this is the worst film that he has ever done. The jokes weren't funny at all, the plot was downright low and stupid. Sure, I know it was meant to have stupid humour, but this is dumb humour in really bad taste. And please don't get me started on the hummus jokes because after watching this film, I never wanted to eat hummus for months.
Freddy Got Fingered
You knew a movie starring Tom Green is going to be extremely bad, but of course my naive teenage brain back then was too dumb to see this movie. I thought the film would have high expectations when the commercial was shown on TV, but when I finally watched this film... I was extremely disappointed overall. It was disgusting, messed up and and just overall not funny. The only funny bit was the whole "Daddy, would you like some sausage?" and that's it. Never watch this film folks... It goes right down the toilet!
Scary Movie 3 and 4
These sequels should have never been made. The first movie was quite funny for it's time, the second movie was okay, but the third and forth films were very unnecessary. After seeing these films, I never wanted to watch any other parody films ever again such as the Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans or the latest one, Vampires Suck.
Planet 51
This animated feature is bland, and not entirely original. The story concept was there, but how it was executed with the final presentation became in "Meh" results. There were a couple of jokes that were funny, but never really made me laugh out loud compared to other animated features.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
There's no need to explain this much with this film. Hollywood pretty much messed up the Mario franchise with this movie. Mario and Luigi as father and son!?! I think not! You might as well play the games than watch this corny screw up.
The Secret of NIMH 2
I cannot believe that this movie ever existed and it's one of the worst sequels I have seen in animation history. There no amazing animations, dark story telling and vibe like in the first film! They just go the extreme opposite and made the sequel a cheap looking cutesy corny kids film. If you have a heart for the first film, I must warn you... Never, EVER! See this movie. It will break your heart so deeply.
Black Christmas (2006 remake)
Like many horror remakes, this one was pretty bad. The remake wasn't edgy and mysterious like in the original, it was disgusting, vague and overall a film that teenagers will be entertained by. But I think the most disappointed part of this film was that they showed the killer's identity. In the original, the killer was never seen or mentioned, having quite a big impact on the character. Remember horror writers, when you ever want to make a horror film so interesting, NEVER SHOW OFF THE KILLER'S IDENTITY AT ALL!
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
I know I am going to get a lot of hate for this but I did not like this film. It was way too dark for my liking and way annoying throughout. I am aware that Tim Burton directed it and that it is based on a musical, but I think Burton should go back into doing what he does best. Still directing producing strange dark concepts but make them fun and entertaining overall like Beetlejuice, Edward Scissor hands, Batman and Nightmare Before Christmas. In my opinion, after the release of Sweeny Todd, his films has become quite "emo" dark recently.
I know that was a lot to write, but I wasn't afraid to be honest there. "Happy Shirt!" |
Aphelion |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 4:56pm |
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I think I've been quite fortunate with the films I've seen, I can't really think of that many really bad films.
One that does stick out though is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. I found this to be dull, predictable and entirely unfunny - It did have a poster for Tools Of Destruction in one scene though.
Also there have been a couple of films I couldn't bring myself to actually sit though to the end. This is probably motion picture heresy but I found The Godfather far too slow paced and, dare I say it, boring to sit through much past the horses head bit, and I got even less far with 2001: A Space Odyssey, seriously there was an ad break before it even got to the end of the monkey bit! |
RevanAC |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 5:16pm |
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Into the Blue
I went to see this movie expecting some kind of horror coz thats what the ad made it look like, but it was just another crappy (kinda action) film where I could literally see all the twists coming
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
This film had so much potential and in my opinion, would have been a pretty good film if it wasn't a f**king musical
House of the Dead
This movie is the biggest facepalm of a movie I've ever seen, It was....just...argh! I'm getting worked up just thinking about how bad it was
Disaster Movie
The worst out of the "Movie" series, It was just terrible, WAY too many dragged out and unfunny pop culture references
Meet the Spartans
*See above*
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
The least funny of all Simon Peggs films, sure there was the odd funny bit but after seeing Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, it was a huge let down. |
carbonfibreguy |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 6:02pm |

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Easily, 'Wanted' takes the gold, IMO. |
GamerSlyRatchet |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 6:48pm |

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Citation : RevanAC Into the Blue
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
This film had so much potential and in my opinion, would have been a pretty good film if it wasn't a f**king musical
You know that movie was the adaptation of an already-existing musical, right?
As far as awful movies go, I've seen some bad one, but nothing made me as angry and disgusted as The Last Airbender. So, so horrible.
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SweetT |
# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 6:57pm |
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I happened to love Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, but everyone does have one of there own. However, I do agree with Tpisy with Tim Burton lately. Alot of his films lately are more 'emo' dark than 'somewhat cheerful Gothic weridness' dark such as Edward Scissorhands or The Nightmare before Xmas (well, he produced it really, it was the guy who made James and the Giant Peach and Coraline that directed it, which alot of people mistaken as Tim Burton). I think Alice in Wonderland was the closes to his old style, but that movie wasn't all that great. It was ok, but one of his weaker works.
Also as a note: Sweeney Todd happened to me a Broadway musical before this movie that it was based on, Tim just adapted it on film. |
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# Posted on September 15th, 2010 at 7:16pm |
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The worst movies I seen in my life so far is, The Shaggy Dog (2006), Batman & Robin (1997), Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Cat in the Hat, Click and Die Another Day. That's all I can think of. I might post some more movies if I can think of. |
Ratchetlombax |
# Posted on September 16th, 2010 at 8:55am |

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Worst movies?
Hmm, I think I can include :
> Percy Jackson [2010] (no interest in watching that movie : you already know the end way back from the beginning)
> Bright Star [2009] (I fell asleep while watching it)
> Twilight - Chapter 1 [2008] (dumbest movie ever, worst acting... so much to say there.)
> Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis [2008] (may be funny, but the story-telling ain't good)
> Steak [2007] (French movie that never made out of the country, with a stupid story) |
lombaxdude42 |
# Posted on September 16th, 2010 at 9:42am |
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The Red Shoes It's from the 1920s or '30s and is 3 hours long and the most BORING 3 hours I've spent watching a film. "It is the way it is because if it wasn't the way it is, it wouldn't be the way it is!" - Dylan Moran |
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# Posted on September 16th, 2010 at 10:49am |
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the only worse movie I saw so far is scary movie 4 sure it has some funny moments but not as good as scary movie 1,2,3 and I think the 3rd one is funnier then the 4th one. |
TipsyMcBee |
# Posted on September 16th, 2010 at 11:04am |
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Citation : CanadianLombax The worst movies I seen in my life so far is, The Shaggy Dog (2006), Batman & Robin (1997), Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Cat in the Hat, Click and Die Another Day. That's all I can think of. I might post some more movies if I can think of.
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about Batman and Robin. It was okay for me when I watch it as a kid, but watching it now is pretty painful, especially when Batman himself holds...A BAT CREDIT CARD! 
Another film I forgot to mention was Casper: A Spirited Beginning. I thought it would be like the first Casper film (even though that film was okay, but I do have a guilty pleasure for it), but nope. The film becomes too cheesy, too hooky and has too much Big Bad Beetle Borgs products written all over this trashy movie.
What's also insulting about this Casper film is that Jim Ward (voice as Qwark in R&C) and Jess Harnell (voice of the Smuggler/Plumber in R&C Future) were part of this movie. My goodness I feel sorry for those guys, but at least their talents still continued on after this garbage of a film.
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# Posted on September 16th, 2010 at 1:03pm |
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the worst film ive ever seen is speed racer talk about a terrible movie |
TipsyMcBee |
# Posted on September 28th, 2010 at 5:35pm |
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Citation : ratchet and clank fan the worst film ive ever seen is speed racer talk about a terrible movie
I was about to see that film with a friend of mine when it was in theaters at the time, but all the seats were sold out for Speed Racer. Therefore, we decided to watch The Forbidden Kingdom instead. Looks like me and my friend made a good choice there.
The Forbidden Kingdom sure wasn't an excellent film either with it's pretty cheesy script and predictable scenarios, but at least it was quite entertaining.
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Vox789 |
# Posted on February 19th, 2011 at 10:10am |
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Worst movies,huh?Let's see:
Alvin and the Chipmunks(2007 movie):Oh God,don't even get me started.Sure it was fun to watch the first time in their live-action glory,but after the third time it is ear-piercingly annoying!Even the cartoons are more entertaining and memorable than this piece of...
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2:
*see above*
Paul Blart:Mall Cop:This movie was a bomb.You would expect a decent movie,but all you get is a unfunny,predictable,and bland movie.
Son of a Mask(2005)-This was a horrible movie.My family members enjoy it,and I almost feel sorry for them.It is unfunny,bland,and it's just torture.Not for the faint of heart!
Twister(1996)-Sure the special effects were great for the time,but that's the only reason people like it.If it weren't for that,this would be one of the most boring movies made.It's not terrible,but the dialogue could have been better.
And that' all I have for now.I might updade the list when I think of more bad movies(you're crazy if you think I'm going to watch them).
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lombaxdude42 |
# Posted on February 19th, 2011 at 10:38am |
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2001 A Space Odyssey, it goes on for ages about those slab things and then
Spoiler (Cliquez dans la zone noire pour afficher) Dave goes into a multi-colour-land, which then goes "normal" but he's in a random room for no reason and then he ages to death in about 2 minutes and then becomes a GIANT foetus. the worst part is that there's NO EXPLANATION and everyone's like : WHAT THE ****?!?!?!? "It is the way it is because if it wasn't the way it is, it wouldn't be the way it is!" - Dylan Moran |
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