nobody
likes
the
chopped
liver
soup
with
onions.
Meanwhile,
puke
balls
(Man, I'm starting to get confused with the story)
(What does "puke" even mean?!)
Puke means vomit.
The story so far
Life was awesome in hell, until candy fairy lovers stole the magical toilet farm from sector bravo. Their school wasn't nice unless they were wearing cotton on top of their squishy knees when they danced with Darkstar and HeatherGrace, who decided to quit smoking. It wasn't until spring that they had trouble because king Darkstar, Queen Elizabeth from Orxon and Joker Sargasso were plotting something unpleasant for Igliak. Citizens decided not to panic, but there was a greedy little Sackboy with guns killing the school fundraisers’ dinner guests.
After that, aliens went to the swimming pool where teachers wanted to wait for the kids until their parents broke their bones. While this was happening, one of the teachers snagged the key to the Chamber of Ghouls.
The International League of Mustard wanted every vampire dead so they killed Wolverine to test his resistance of death while rabbits ate and swapped carrots from Dutch employees of Wayne enterprises.
Afterwards children of Mana made her Satan’s kid since they hated her hair because people have thrown their cars to the pit of doom. Once they gathered their axes, Sonic tried to find a tablet with crystal fingers. Failing didn’t stop him from blasting the music through the huge rock hard ABS. Because grunge tried to stop the monkeys from stealing precious acorns made by Estonian Ponies. They wanted cheesecakes to eat their enemies while many hedgehogs vanquished their ancestors.
One day the sky realised its invisible force could launch nukes at edible things. Naturally Vullards stumbled upon the Dimensionator. It exploded leaving only colourful murderers behind.
Suddenly Vegeta fell graciously from the hell of all spices.
Meanwhile at RG, wild ran to escape Bill and Tony Abbott. At McDonald’s they ordered a large shrimp sundae that Luffy loved to eat with cranky lobsters.
Considering Jennifer Hale couldn’t do the spin dash like Sonic’s, she decided that ACiT sucked because Fixman had stupid ideas.
King Darkstar wondered where all the hotbots were. He then decided to rethink why he's trying to incinerate an unarmed country singer known as Filipuntik to see his miserable wife's dog. However, screenplay writers decided to change diapers since they are seniors. Basically, they cook Lombax soup, but then it dawned on the day when they groomed the Lombaxes who were playing Hoverball like Kaden always didn't.
Ratchet decided where he should fire his shotgun at space near the station. However, the strange asteroid began to fall and explode on Qwark's face, and gave him diarrhea that smelled like a dead Amoeboid which had a large, odd, sweaty ball of feces, as the men farted and cried over the moon. Then Captain Quasar launched a nuke at Planet Burbank and laughed.
As there was no way to fight Quasar so, Ratchet decided to fly backwards and eat chillidogs that exploded into a thousand little pieces of odd jewellery that glittered. Qwark decided to pulverize and dance with a crotchitizer that played the Justin Bieber that sounded like and caused Ratchet to twerk uncontrollably.
Nuclear fusion was bad, but good chocolate stinks like poo and strawberries and odd cream noodles and diamonds that farted loudly. The pirates of the sky came falling onto Ratchet's ship which began to fall apart. As Ratchet ejected his ship onto the bigger ship and left the galaxy to save Nefarious from infamous lightning which turned them into chickens, Blargians were preparing to cook Drophyd fillet with Nanophyte, however, nobody likes the chopped liver soup with onions.
Meanwhile, puke balls
Captain Quasar? Is he a cousin of Captain Qwark's?
Continuing the story:
disgusted
everyone