Thread: Ratchet and Clank Word Play!

So, just the other day, I was thinking that it would be cool to sit down with a bunch of friends and just write random dialogues. Then, after writing a bit, you would stop and pass it to the next person. Then they would type a little more and pass it on. For example-
(Qwark:Let's play a game!
Ratchet: We already are.
Qwark: But this isn't fun!
Clank: I am having fun.
Ratchet: Me too.
Clank: Maybe you can do something else while we are playing?)
This would be the start. Doesn't this sound fun? If you want to join just hop right in! Hope you have fun! Here's the first one-

Qwark: You are the worst sidekick ever.
Ratchet: I'm not even your sidekick!
Qwark: Why of course you are!

Ratchet: *deploys Groovitron*
Qwark: *starts dancing uncontrollably* NOOO! MAKE IT STOP!
Clank: You should apologize to Ratchet.
Qwark: OK! I'M SORRY!
Ratchet: *switches the Groovitron off*

YAY! Someone else!

Qwark: Whoo! Now THAT is how you dance! Remember it, because I am never doing it again.
Ratchet: *smiles evilly* Oh yeah?
Qwark: Wait, no! Please don't! I'll do anything, anything!
Clank: Leave him alone Ratchet, you have tortured him enough.
Dr. Nefarious: *comes in ship and jumps out* But I haven't tortured him yet! Give me that! *snatches Groovitron from Ratchet* Get ready to dance! *fires it at Qwark and he starts dancing*

Ratchet: *starts dancing* WHY THE @$%! AM I DANCING?!
Neffy: MWAHAHAAHAHA!
Clank: *turns Groovitron off* That's enough, guys.
Neffy: Oh, come on!
Captain Slag (on a stick): Ahoy there! We meet again, yeh bloody Lombax!
Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me.

Dr. Nefarious: *pulls out Blaster and shoots Captain Slag, turning him into a pile pf ashes* You're DEAD! LOL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ratchet: Did you have a grudge against him?
Dr. Nefarious: No, I just like killing things, but I wanted to save you guys to kill in a much more horrible way.
Ratchet: Oh. emoji
Qwark: *hides behind Ratchet* Save me!
Ratchet: Don't use me as a shield! *shoves Qwark away*

Neffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AGH…! *brain malfunction* *Oh, Janice!* *Oh, Lance!*
Ratchet: Eh, let's just leave him in the meantime.
Qwark: Hey, I thought that "Lance and Janice" ended one month ago!
Clank: Nope. Not yet.

Tachyon: *comes from somewhere in sky* I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! *looks at Dr. Nefarious* What the…? Quiet! *hits him*
Dr. Nefarious: HAHAHAHA! Now it's YOUR turn! *looks at Tachyon* Huh? Where'd YOU come from?!
Tachon: Not telling! Now get out of here ingrate! I'm here for some revenge on those two! *points scepter at Ratchet and Clank*
Ratchet: What!? But how are you back?!
Tachyon: Already said, not telling!
Dr. Nefarious: INGRATE?! *calms down* Hm, well, I want revenge on them too. How about we have a temporary partnership?
Tachyon: *thinks for a moment* Deal. *shakes hand*
Ratchet: Oh no.